Tuesday, September 21, 2021

Today's Timericks. Biden confronts extreme heat, a silent climate killer. (WaPo)

 


No one ever lost a vote/because we wore a winter coat/but when the temp is way too high/we start to scream "Let's dump this guy!"/If Biden can't control the heat/the next election, he'll be beat/But King Canute found to his cost/bossing nature's a cause lost!


A couple wore masks inside a Texas restaurant to protect their newborn son. The owner kicked them out.  

(WaPo)

When in Texas please don't ask/anyone to wear a mask/or use one in a greasy spoon/It will make the owner swoon/Texans are as tough as nails/and soon will grow prehensile tails.


Pompeo repeats ‘zombie’ claim that Obama gave Iran $150 billion.

(WaPo)

The former Trump administration/is nothing but an aberration/Truth to them is what their boss/liked to call mere apple sauce/Pompeo is such a case/He lies with such a poker face/If I spread fibs like him I hope/my mouth is washed out with lye soap!

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