Wednesday, September 15, 2021

Today's Timericks. Democrats target cigarettes and vaping as potential sources to pay for $3.5 trillion economic package (WaPo)

 


If you like to take a puff/you will find things mighty tough/as the Democrats inhale/your income like baleen whale/Taxes on Dame Nicotine/will make you switch to coffee bean.


The government helped Tesla conquer electric cars. Now it’s helping Detroit, and Elon Musk isn’t happy.

(WaPo)

You can't have it both ways when dealing with money/that comes from the pockets of Uncle Sam, sonny/He might give you millions but that doesn't mean/he won't stint your rivals, ya know what I mean?/So don't throw a tantrum, dear Elon, I beg/killing the goose laying that golden egg!


As the largest-ever U.S. climate bill inches forward, a lobbying frenzy ensues.

(WaPo)

When in Washington D.C./lobbyists you'll surely see/Frequent as the common flea/they'll invite you out to tea/if their minion you will be/you won't be a bourgeoisie.

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