Sunday, September 19, 2021

Today's Timericks. The days of full covid coverage are over. Insurers are restoring deductibles and co-pays, leaving patients with big bills.

 


Out across the landscape bleak/hear them holler, hear them squeak/Patients with such doctor bills/that they move to Hoovervilles/Covid kills in many ways/starving some in these grim days.


For years, the Netherlands has held the world title for having the tallest people on the planet. But new data from the office for national statistics suggests that the height of the average Dutch person is shrinking. And scientists are puzzled as to the reasons.  (WaPo)

The Dutch no longer scale the heights/giving us a case of frights/They do not loom or tower o'er/like prehistoric dinosaur/They've lost those inches, say the blogs/cuz they stopped wearing wooden clogs.



Southern Baptist Convention now requires coronavirus vaccines for new missionaries.

(Wapo)

When the gospel you must spread/better live than almost dead/God will bless the missionary/still, things just might get too hairy/Microbes can't tell saint from sinner/They could make the Pope their dinner.

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