Friday, September 24, 2021

Today's Timericks: Draft report of GOP-backed ballot review in Arizona confirms Biden’s win

 


Republicans in Arizona/have treated Biden like a Jonah/Yet their very machinations/have destroyed their allegations/But will they spurn their shibboleth?/I'd say do not hold your breath . . . 


Sen. Grassley, the oldest GOP senator at 88, announces he will seek another term.

(WaPo)

Charles E. Grassley, 88/wants to tempt his hoary fate/He will seek another term/as a Senate pachyderm/To avoid a shift chthonic/he will need a damn good tonic!



Greener pastures: Marijuana jobs are becoming a refuge for retail and restaurant workers.

(WaPo)

Dude, no apron do you need/when you work around the Weed/No more lousy tips or grease/Pot is now the golden fleece/You'll make money like a pro/helping marijuana grow/packing it and shipping out/You'll be rich as Gates -- far out!

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