Saturday, September 11, 2021

Today's Timericks. The U.S. branded the Haqqanis terrorists and issued $5 million bounties. Now they’re in power in the Taliban government.

 

When your enemy prevails/Just suck it up and trim your sails/New Management in old Kabul/means we must try the Golden Rule/To maintain a quid pro quo/we're gonna hafta eat some crow.


Denmark lifts all coronavirus restrictions and celebrates ‘a whole new era’

(WaPo)

Grab your bags and new toboggan/It's time to go to Copenhagen/No more covid in their land/so they say -- and ain't that grand!/'Course, if they are premature/their graveyards you may have to tour!


Some federal employee groups embrace Biden’s vaccine mandate, others are lukewarm — and one is outright hostile

(WaPo)

If you work for Uncle Sam/you may have to up and scram/if the vaccine you don't choose/your soft job you just might lose/I am vaccinated, Joe/I'll replace some high-paid schmo!

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