When you leave a cushy place/you want to save a lot of face/by keeping perks you don't deserve/which takes a lot of Trumpy nerve/The taxpayers do not get wise/when gouged by Washington wise guys.
Thousands of Haitian migrants wait under bridge in South Texas after mass border crossing.
Uncle Sam has got a bridge/although there isn't any fridge/where you can stay as refugee/and breathe the sewage air for free/This Texas haven welcomes all/It's Lone Star State's best protocol!
GOP Rep. Gonzalez, who voted to impeach Trump, announces he won’t seek reelection, citing ‘toxic dynamics inside our own party’
Republicans can hold a grudge/like any other hanging judge/When they decide a guy must go/they are not subtle nor too slow/Gonzalez gave old Trump the bird/And more from him will not be heard.
I ain't bought a hardback book/since the last Fort Worth chinook/The price tag is a horrid steal/I'd rather buy a Happy Meal/and a decent red merlot/while reading Kindle nice and slow.
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